My First "Blog"

Well, in honor of a Mr. Mike Shea, I have decided to also start a blog. I can assure you that this thing will never, and I mean never, become a diary of any kind. If a story ever finds its way on here it will only be for one of two reasons: 1) It's harmless to others while still being funny, and 2) I made it up to fool gullable people. Have you ever read a person's online diary or something where they flat out say shit about their significant other, and you just know the other person reads it, and you think to yourself 'what the fuck?' Yeah, that won't be me. In all likelyhood I will grow bored with this in a week and never even post again. If not, simply expect me to post semi-useless thoughts on here (for instance, Shaq and T-Mac on the same team!? Can this really become a reality?) So, anyway, this is my first blog.