A Little Pimp Juice

Basically, I feel like our new apartment is going to be something really nice. I can almost feel the pimp juice flowing through my veins as I bask in the glory that is my first true “own place.” True, you could argue that the house I just moved from was a potential candidate, but I will admit that I didn’t pay my own rent, nor did sharing with 9 other people lend to even a semi-singular sense (alliteration?) of ownership. The hits just keep on rolling with this place too, as our view of the pool has already given us some highlights that I would have never imagined.

So, earlier today Mike and I were watching the Olympics when Mike noticed some chicks (sorry ladies, is the term chick offensive?) and a dude heading out to the pool. The girls basically looked hot, but they were dressed as they made their way to the poolside. The dude stripped down first and Mike and I got the impression that they were quite possibly all foreign grad students…how did we know this from our apartment? The dude was wearing a speedo, if that ain’t foreign, than I don’t wanna know what is. I know watching like this is wrong, but it’s right there in our window, so we waited for the girls to show something off, and boy did we get rewarded. They dropped their shorts and no kidding, they proved they were foreign (or just very freaky), as they were sporting g-string thongs at the family oriented apartment pool. Needless to say, Mike and I were hardly upset by this development. Even more peculiar was when they started running around the pool in these thongs, eventually ending with the one girl pinning the other against a fence and dry humping her. Seriously, I have no fucking clue what was going on, they could have been doing yoga or something, but I have pictures to prove it. The one leaned against the fence as the other came up behind her and rubbed her crotch into the other girl’s essentially naked ass. Maybe they saw us looking and were putting on a show. I will likely never know. Maybe this is all the rage in Europe, Europeans are a very trendy people I’ve heard.

So anyway, the apartment is shaping up to be very nice indeed. We have our duel TV setup in the living room, not to mention Mike and I’s rooms are essentially like 2nd and third living rooms. I used the weight room at midnight tonight and it nice working out completely alone. We also ordered our set of billiard balls, so I expect to work on that activity soon enough as well. In celebration of our place Mike and I invite you all to come to our house warming party this upcoming Saturday. It will likely be an afternoon-evening affair, with swimming, drinking, and other potential activities aplenty (drinking jenga anyone?). If you read this and want more info ask me on the IM, as you likely have my name if you’re reading this. Hopefully I’ll see you all then.