Every Girl Needs Some Seaman

Friday, April 08, 2005

The Story of One Stranger in Ann Arbor

So, I haven't posted in quite some time, and I actually have a lot of ideas that I want to write about, but I'm going to skip those ideas for now and write about the encounter that I had last night at Rick's. It's not really anything too exciting, but it was funny nonetheless. I was out with some co-workers last night, and as if the events that transpired with them alone wasn't enough to write about (I'll choose not to as I hardly remember some aspects of the night), the fact that MJ from the recently completed Philadelphia Real World was chilling at Rick's last night really gives me something to talk about.

I was pretty wasted when I realized that it was him, and in typical Scott Seaman fashion I went right up to him and started a conversation. Apparently his cousin is a student here (and also a member of the wrestling team), so he was out with him and some fellow wrestlers. The weirdest thing about him was actually the fact that he was extremely nice and answered all my questions fully and enthusiasticly. Here are some of the things I learned from him, as my questions were mainly focused on either what it would be like for me to be on the show cause I always wanted to try out, or what went on that we didn't know much about from editing and such.

About Fighting
Apparently, this was the most negative aspect of the show. He said both during the filming and now during the touring (he was in Ann Arbor on an SKA travel tour, the show's sponsor) he has almost never gone out without being approached to fight. I personally couldn't handle that constant fear of being challenged just due to jealousy. Also, the people that try to fight him are retarded, because he's about 6'3 and built like a linebacker (he actually was a wide receiver for Vanderbilt a few seasons back, and not too terrible either). He did however say that Ann Arbor had been very kind to him thus far and he hasn't had any trouble.

About Real World Road Rules Inferno
"I was invited, but who the hell wants to see a division 1 football player compete against a bunch of regular people, I didn't think it would be fair."

About Sarah, the Show Slut
"Dude, I wouldn't touch her with your dick! She was the dirtiest slut I've ever met."

About Landon
I was afraid to ask any questions about this topic, as they may actually be great buddies, but his cousin made a comment about Landon being a fag, so I went ahead and asked Mj about him. "That was one of the only things about the editing I didn't really like. The show made us out to be great buddies, but we really just went out together and hung out because nobody else was there. Really, I thought Landon was a huge fag. Like that episode where he tells me that David told him more about me than I had said the entire time there, well, no shit, because we weren't really friends anyway, he was just such a fag." Also, a side note about the aforementioned avid, he's referring to David Harrison, backup center for the Pacers, who he told me he's friends with because they went to rival high schools and met at an early age.

About If He Would Do it All Over Again
A cute girl walks up and asks for a picture with him as I finish the question, he motions towards her and says, "Look at that, wouldn't you?"

About the Future
Apparently the Real World has earned MJ a real career beyond guest VJing and other such worthless MTV gigs. He is currently working out the details of a new show that will air on the recently initiated ESPN U network, where he will be a host on an insider college athletics show. He didn't go into much detail, but the jist of it sounded like the show would visit different schools and check out the campus scene and such in addition to the games. For example, he said during football season they will be taping segments such as what tailgaiting is like at different schools.

So, you may be thinking that by now I had his cock hitting the back of my throat. Not quite, but like I said before, he really was a nice guy. It was hard not to like him, as he had tons of people swarming him and he still took the time to answer everybody's questions. He just seemed like a down to earth kinda dude. And it was cool to hear that he thought Landon was a fag. That was more than enough for me.

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