Becoming an internet star

Well, it turns out that the drunken escapades of last week have pretty much already been spread to all those who know me and then some. For any of you who read my last post, you already are aware that I gave three girls whose names I did not even know lap dances at their residence last Tuesday night. What you may not know is that this particular lap dance has already been documented in both mediums of still photography as well as a very racey movie version. The pictures are located innocently enough on one of the lap dance victim's webshot accounts for all her friends and sorority sisters to see (which also indirectly led to everybody I know at work viewing them), while the movie is still well hidden (and better remain as such). I was fine with the very select group of people seeing me at my most retarded, but somebody had to go and change the balance of things.

Sean, the store manager at Dollar Bill, thought it would be appropriate to put a picture of me stripping up on Collegehumor.com. Now, if you're already entering in the web address you're wasting your time; the picture only made it to the Pay-site of college humor, which is flooded with hundreds of picture entries each and every week. This reassures me, as the actual percentage of people who use the site times the percentage who pay for the extra content times the percentage who would look at every picture (let alone one of a guy stripping) results in just about zero chance of anyone ever realizing that that is me in the picture. Besides this reassurance, I must admit briefly here that I am a little pissed in principle that this pic had to be posted at all, especially by my boss at work. Had one of the girls posted it I would have understood, as it was their camera and themselves in the pics, but as it stands this is quite simply inappropriate to me. But as I mentioned in the last post, inappropriate or not, what happened happened, and I am not one to allow regret to have any part in this ordeal.

My new fame has also caused me to adopt a few policy changes on my facebook profile. No longer can you find the link to this very blog, as the potential for numerous random readers looking for pictures of this very incident has no doubt risen in the past week. Oh, did I mention that the main target in my strip tease has put a picture of me grinding on her up as her facebook pic? Like I said before, that's actually pretty funny in my book, but also the main reason I had to protect my identity a little. On the off chance that the girls from the pictures actually have a link to this very blog and have read any of it, I am slightly offended that my friend offer on facebook has not yet been accepted. Turns out a lap dance doesn't go very far in making friends anymore...

On another topic, the first ever Dollar Bill canoeing trip was held this past Sunday. I hear that it was such a success that another trip is planned for later in the summer. I intend to make some mention of the trip on the blog within the week, but have declined to go further on the topic in this entry due to time constraints (I am tired and about to head to bed). I also ventured down to Toledo with Steve this past weekend and met some new people. I think it may even be possible to find some blog-worthy material from that encounter. Until then, may you all enjoy your dignity while you still have it, while I enjoy the shame I so fully deserve.